I'm a feard!

I'm concerned for the safety of our beloved Ground Hog, Punxsutawney Phil. If Phil predicts six more weeks of winter and once again proves the global warming crowd wrong his life may be in jeopardy. Al Gore and his global warming eco-terrorist mob may take out a contract on good old Phil to keep him quite about the truth of global warming, that it doesn't exist. Do you think they make a fur coated flack jacket? Stay safe Phil my ground hog friend.